Your Unitarian Jihad Name

Inspired by Jon Carroll's column in the Chronicle, and after reasoned and lengthy discussion, the committee reached a consensus that you should be called:

Gender Here Name Here

Appeal to Name Assignment Committee (Click that link instead of reloading, it conserves our bandwidth.)

If you like the name the Committee assigned you, you can copy the following HTML code and paste it in your Blog/LJ:


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<p>My <a href="http://tinyurl.com/6valr">Unitarian Jihad Name</a> is: <strong>Copy Gender Here Copy Name Here</strong>.</p>
<p><a href="/ujname.html">Get yours</a>.</p>
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Hey! If you want to learn more about Unitarian Universalism, you should go to the UU's website, which is better resource than this silly old web meme.

Thanks to Cyn (My Beloved Sister Nunchuku of Enlightened Compassion), Lucy (Sister Cattle Prod of Compassion), Vicki (Sister Meat Cleaver of Looking at All Sides of the Question), eruthros (Sibling Halberd of Mild Reason), N. (The Hand Grenade of Courteous Debate) and others for name component input.

A shout-out to the server-side schism over at the First Reformed Unitarian Jihad Name Generator.

And to all those UU out there who have refrained from leaving a burning question mark on my front porch, thanks, your humor is appreciated.

A Emma Humphries (Sister Rail Gun of Desirable Mindfulness) Joint, © 2005-2015
Last update 4 September 2015.